Some Shitty Britney Upskirt Pics in Fishnets

It's D-Day For Brit!

D stands for doody.

Brit Brit's album hit stores at midnight last night and what does this mean? There's a reason to get drunk and busted! Brit Brit, Sam Lufti, Alli Sims and other hanger-oners celebrated "Blackout's" release at Winston's last night.

Brit left the club shivering from the cold, but at least she covered up her gate to hell. She's not cold, she's having the "meth shakes." Smoke some weed and pop some ludes and it'll even you out.

I'm staring at these pictures trying to find something nice to say and there's nothing! Oh well....arms...look healthy! Wood-choppin' arms!

Britney Walked Naked in Front of Kids!

Britney Spears' likelihood of getting the full custody of her two sons from ex-hubby Kevin Federline has further been put in jeopardy, with her former bodyguard accusing the pop star of taking drugs and walking around naked in front of her kids.
During a custody hearing on Sep 17, former minder Tony Barretto claimed that Spears took drugs in front of her two young sons, Sean Preston, two, and one-year-old Jayden James, and even walked around naked in front of them.
The shocking revelation means that the 'Toxic' singer could very well increase her chances of losing custody of the boys to Federline.
The bodyguard's attorney, Los Angeles lawyer Gloria Allred, said in a press conference that Spears' attorney chose not to cross-examine the bodyguard, who has been described as a "secret witness" against Spears in her custody battle with Federline.
Allred said Barretto was prepared to testify under oath on Monday, but neither the court nor Spears' attorneys chose to cross-examine him. She said his declaration went "unrefuted and unchallenged."
Barretto started working for Spears when she got out of rehab, and was fired on May 17 for failing to hear her when she told him to pick up her hat.
Barretto came forward because while working for Spears, he became "very concerned" about the safety of her two boys, according to Allred.
"Though he was reluctant to come forward and become embroiled in her custody dispute, he decided to do so because of his concern about the safety and well-being of the children," E! Online quoted Allred, as saying.
However, Spears' attorney, Laura Wasser, described Barretto as a "disgruntled former employee."
Spears and Federline have had joint custody of their sons, but the latter has been fighting to gain full custody of the two boys.

BRITNEY'S NEW SINGLE A HIT AT RADIO

Not all the news is bad for Britney Spears, who seemingly can't do anything right these days.
Her new single "Gimme More" is turning into a hit at top 40 radio. The tune, which she lip-synched during her widely ridiculed performance at the recent MTV Video Music Awards, jumped five places to No. 20 on trade publication Radio & Records' chart. It marks her first top 20 appearance since "Every Time" in summer 2004.
On Billboard's Pop 100 Airplay chart, "Gimme More" jumped nine places to No. 16. The cut is expected to be released digitally in the next few weeks; Spears' new, as-yet-untitled album is due November 13. It will be her first studio release since 2004's "In the Zone."
Radio & Records and Billboard are owned by the Nielsen Co.

Britney Spears's shortest dress and her monkey friends!

As usually Britney likes to shock! If not by her actions, then by her looks definitely! Just a few days ago I wrote an article on her extremely short dresses, and now i see her wearing the same kind of outfit! As i look at these pictures I see Britney closely followed by two idiots! One of them is looking like a bump, and the other one like a drunk monkey – the one with the lollipop in his mouth!- “Dude!!! check her out! I wanna bang her”! I guess they are trying to get a piece of Britney for their self, as she looks like a 30 dollars prostitute! So if i give you 30 dollars can I take you for a ride around the block? Actually i would rather go and buy some booze, rather then spend my night with such a .... “lady”! So for all you freaks out there, here are some trampy pictures, of our beloved – not – Britney Spears! Enjoy guys, i think she is not wearing any underwear either – I'm gonna throw up now... I hope you're happy!!!

Britney Spears Upskirt Candids

Though we can’t see from where the photo was taken, I am sure there was a Britney Spears Upskirt picture moment. My statement is based in the following reasons: Each time Britney Spears wears those ridicoulously shor skirts (only made for hot celebrity babes like Megan Fox or Elisha Cuthbert) she unveils her fat bottom, she never puts on her underwear, plus, we get once in a while a Britney Spears Nipple Slip picture. But don’t worry, Britney will keep doing the same thing, so sooner or later we will see her topless (as we already did a few weeks ago). Enjoy Britney Spears sexy Candids (?).